Another Ball in the Trees

Bye Bye Birdie

Chip Shot

Fore!!!! OK maybe 3 1/2?

Future Tiger Woods

Golf: clubs, double bogey, bogey, par, birdy, hole in one, putter, wood, driver, wedge, iron, greens, rough, tee, tee off, ball, flag, hole, sand trap, water hazard, scorecard, fairway

Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

Golf is a steady diet of greens.

Golf is really my profession, show business (put your profession here) just pays for the greens fees. - Bob Hope

Golf - It's Not Just A Game / That's the name of the game!

Golf tips: This can take 5 strokes off anyone's game. -- it's called an eraser.

Golfers don't get mad ... they get tee'd off!

The Greatest Golfers: Palmer, Player, Nicklaus, Watson, Kite, Trevino, Woods, and (put your golfer's name here)

Heaven seems a little closer when your house is near the golf course.

I am a firm believer in 'negative thinking' when used correctly. 
We need to be AWARE of negatives so that we can steer clear of them. A golfer needs to know where the bunkers and sandtraps 
are - but he doesn't think continuously about the bunker - where 
he doesn't want to go. His mind 'glances' at the bunker, but he dwells upon the green. - Dr. Maxwell Maltz: American cosmetic surgeon and author.

I hate golf! I Hate Golf!! I HATE GOLF!!! Oooh! Nice shot! I Love Golf!

If only I could swing like I do in practice.

If you watch a game, it is fun. If you play a game, it is recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Iron Man

It Went Wear?

I've been in the rough before but this is ridiculous. (really long grass -jungle)

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf

The Masters - Here I Come

Old Golfers never die they just putter around/away

On the Green In Two

Proof is in the putting

Tee'd Off / Teeing Off / Now for the Tee-Off

Thank your lucky stars.

Tiger Wood wanna-be

You can never start too young!