ScrapSayings, Chocolate

  • All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt! - Lucy VanPelt, by Charles Schulz

  • And on the eighth day God created chocolate.

  • Better Living through chocolate

  • Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate. - John Milton, The Devils Advocate

  • Calories Don't Count When Your On Vacation

  • Chocolate π

  • The Chocolate Chip Cookie was inadvertently created in 1930 by Ruth Craves Wakefield at the Toll House Inn Whitman, MA.  Lacking bakers chocolate for her cookie recipe, she substituted a chopped semi-sweet chocolate off a bar, expecting it to melt into the batter during baking.  The chocolate did not melt, and the cookie became an instant American classic.  Ruth received a lifetime supply of chocolate for the rights to publish the recipe.

  • Chocolate doesn't make the world go round, but it certainly makes the trip worthwhile.

  • Chocolate comes with it's price-complete loss of control.

  • Chocolate is an essential nutrient

  • Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power.  it is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits.
    - Baron Justus von Liebig

  • Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.

  • Chocolate is that unspoken base of the food pyramid.

  • Chocolate-- it's not just for breakfast anymore.

  • DO NOT DISTURB: chocolate fantasy in progress.

  • EMERGENCY ALERT: If wearer of this shirt is found vacant, listless, or depressed, ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE IMMEDIATELY.

  • Forget love- I'd rather fall in chocolate.

  • Friends are the chocolate chips in the cookies of life.

  • God gives us no stress we can't handle without chocolate.

  • God is great, gives us chocolate cake. - adapted from a Bill Cosby routine

  • Hand over the Chocolate and no one will get hurt (use letters from magazines, to make it look like a ransom note.)

  • Q. How many calories are there in a piece of chocolate?
    A. WHO CARES!

  • I never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Deanna Troi in Star Trek TNG

  • I only eat chocolate for you, so you won't get fat.

  • I want it all and I want it smothered in chocolate and whipped cream with a cherry on top.

  • I would give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter.

  • I'll eat anything as long as it's covered in cheese or chocolate.

  • I'm not overweight, I'm CHOCOLATE enhanced.

  • If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate is that a balanced diet?

  • If aliens from other planets knew we had chocolate our world economy would be set for generations to come.

  • If God meant us to be thin, he wouldn't have created chocolate.

  • If there's no chocolate in heaven I'm not going!

  • In heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course.

  • It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love.  Love is a substitute for chocolate.  Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man. - Miranda Ingram

  • Las cosas claras y el chocolate espeso. (translation: Ideas should be clear and chocolate thick.) - spanish proverb

  • (Mama said) Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. - Forest Gump

  • Life without chocolate is no life at all.

  • Make mine Chocolate!!!

  • Milk chocolate is a dairy food.

  • Money Talks but Chocolate Sings

  • Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies.
    - John Q. Tullius

  • Other things are just food. But chocolate -- is chocolate. - Patrick Skene Catling

  • One of life's great mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds.

  • No body knows the truffles I've seen. - MASH - Charles Emerson Winchester III

  • Put a smile on your face, make the world a better place. - Hershey's Chocolate slogan

  • SAVE THE EARTH - it's the only planet with chocolate.

  • Seven days without chocolate makes one weak.

  • So much chocolate, so little time!

  • Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

  • The superiority of chocolate, both for health and nourishment, will soon give it the same preference over tea and coffee in America which it has in Spain. - Thomas Jefferson

  • That's just icing on the cake!

  • Then God said `Let there be chocolate'- and it was Gooooooood!

  • There are really only two food groups: chocolate and fruit - now if your fruit is covered in chocolate than you're set for the day.

  • There is nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate.

  • Those low carb bars taste great dipped in chocolate.

  • True friendship means sharing your last bar of chocolate.

  • What really came first, the woman or the chocolate bar.

  • What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

  • When no one understands you, there is always chocolate.

  • Women have known for years that the best over the counter stimulant is chocolate.

  • The 12 step Chocoholic's Program: NEVER be more than 12 steps away from chocolate.