All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt! - Lucy Van Pelt (in Peanuts, by Charles M. Schulz)

And on the eighth day God created chocolate.

Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate. - John Milton, The Devils Advocate

Calories Don't Count When Your On Vacation

The Chocolate Chip Cookie was inadvertently created in 1930 by Ruth Craves Wakefield at the Toll House Inn Whitman, MA. Lacking bakers chocolate for her cookie recipe, she substituted a chopped semi-sweet chocolate off a bar, expecting it to melt into the batter during baking. The chocolate did not melt, and the cookie became an instant American classic. Ruth received a lifetime supply of chocolate for the rights to publish the recipe.

Chocolate doesn't make the world go round, but it certainly makes the trip worthwhile.

Chocolate comes with it's price-complete loss of control.

Chocolate is an essential nutrient

Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power. it is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits. - Baron Justus von Liebig (1803-1873) German chemist

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.

Chocolate is that unspoken base of the food pyramid.

Chocolate-it isn't just for breakfast anymore.

DO NOT DISTURB: chocolate fantasy in progress.

EMERGENCY ALERT: If wearer of this shirt is found vacant, listless, or depressed, ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE IMMEDIATELY.

Forget love- I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Friends are the chocolate chips in the cookies of life.

God gives us no stress we can't handle without chocolate.

God is great, gives us chocolate cake. - adapted from a Bill Cosby routine

Hand over the Chocolate and no one will get hurt (use letters from magazines, to make it look like a ransom note.)

Q. How many calories are there in a piece of chocolate?
A. WHO CARES!

I never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Deanna Troi in Star Trek: The Next Generation

I only eat chocolate for you, so you won't get fat.

I want it all and I want it smothered in chocolate and whipped cream with a cherry on top.

I would give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter.

I'll eat anything as long as it's covered in cheese or chocolate.

I'm not overweight, I'm CHOCOLATE enriched.

If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate is that a balanced diet?

If aliens from other planets knew we had chocolate our world economy would be set for generations to come.

If God meant us to be thin, he wouldn't have created chocolate.

If there is no chocolate in heaven I'm not going.

In heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course.

It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man. - Miranda Ingram

Las cosas claras y el chocolate espeso. (Ideas should be clear and chocolate thick.) - Spanish proverb

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. - Forest Gump

Life without chocolate is no life at all.

Make mine Chocolate!!!

Milk chocolate is a dairy food.

Money Talks but Chocolate Sings

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies.. - John Q. Tullius

Other things are just food. But chocolate -- is chocolate. - Patrick Skene Catling

One of life's great mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds.

No body knows the truffles I've seen. - MASH - Charles Emerson Winchester III

Put a smile on your face, make the world a better place. - Hershey's Chocolate slogan

SAVE THE EARTH - it's the only planet with chocolate.

Seven days without chocolate makes one weak.

So much chocolate so little time!

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

The superiority of chocolate, both for health and nourishment, will soon give it the same preference over tea and coffee in America which it has in Spain. - Thomas Jefferson

Then God said `Let there be chocolate'- and it was Gooooooood!

There are really only two food groups: chocolate and fruit - now if your fruit is covered in chocolate than you're set for the day.

There is nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate.

Those low carb bars taste great dipped in chocolate.

What really came first, the woman or the chocolate bar.

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

When no one understands you, there is always chocolate.

Women have known for years that the best over the counter stimulant is chocolate.

The 12 step Chocoholic's Program: NEVER be more than 12-steps away from chocolate.