ScrapSayings, Munsters / Halloween Alphabet Poem

A is for abracadabra, a magic word I know.
B is for those friendly bats all hanging in a row.
C is for the cauldron that's bubbling on the fire.
D's for dark and dismal, two words that I admire.
E is for the electric chair, my very favorite seat.
F's for Friday the thirteenth, a date that can't be beat.
G's for ghosts and goblins, each night here they hold sway.
H is for Halloween, my very favorite day.
I is for inhuman like a demon or a ghoul.
J's for Jack the ripper, I knew him all through school.
K is for our kitten, who prowls around at night.
L's for flashing lightning, oh what a pretty sight.
M is for the Munsters, a fun group one and all.
N is for the night time, when creatures creep and crawl.
O is for the owl, who lives in our tree top.
P's for poison ivy, we've grown a lovely crop.
Q is for our quicksand, step in and be our guest.
R is for the raven, who makes our clock his nest.
S is for skeletons, whose eyes stare into space.
T's for Transylvania, my very favorite place.
U is for the undertaker, a friend who'll let you down.
V is for vampires, and there's just a few in town.
W is for witches, on broomsticks they will go.
X - x marks the Spot, that's Eddie's pet you know.
Y is for our yard out back, a place I dig the most.
Z is for a zombie, second cousin to a ghost.

See also: Halloween.